Underground/Ken Kaniff Eminem

A lot of people ask me

Where the fuck I've been at the last few years

Shit I don't know

But I do know - I'm back now (haha)


Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, they'll wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground (x2)


Dre, I'm down here under the ground

dig me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up

60 sluts, all of them dying from Asphyxia

After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxipads

Enough oxi-cotton to send a fucking ox to rehab

Whack job in a bag and a black stalking cap

Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (he can't say that)

Yes he can, I just did faggot, now guess again

Better text message your next of kin,

tell em shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again

Throw a fucking lesbian into wetzy men

Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and andy, NO! ragidy, andy and andy NO! it cant be, it cant be

Yes it can be, the fucking anti-christ is back danny and satan in black satin panties

This is amity ville, calamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies

Through every nook and cranny looking for trannies

Milk and cookies spilled on my silk Negligee lookie

Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed,

cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed

Slim shady, shit sounds like a fable to me

Until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee.


Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, they'll wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground (x2)


Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair

Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fare

Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener and be cut open like a cantaloupe and canopy beds

Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dabin rehab

Fucking doctor, I didn't understand a damn what he said

I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch

Two weeks in brightened, I ain't enlightened

Biting into a fucking vicadin like I'm a viking

Oh! Lighten the striken, might be a fuckin' sign a need a psychic

Evaluation, fuck Jason its Friday the 19th

That means is just a regular day

and this is the kind of shit I think of a regular-lay

Fucking lesbians should have had her legs in the way

Now she's pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.


Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, they'll wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground (x2)


Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming

Spit it back in abundance

Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of fonions

Mad at me understandable, cannibal shooting animal, light up a cannon and have him catapult adding a dog!

Captain of a cult, with an elite following to turn Halloween back into a trick or treat holiday

Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar, swipe his powers

Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit Jason Voorhees with 40's

Stuck a expository up his ass and made him tell me a story

Gave Hannibal Lector a fucking nectarine

sat him in a fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture

Walked up elm street with a fucking wifflebat drew

fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too

Came out with a little scratch, ooh

Looking like a got in a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat goose

Insanity, can it be panity, where is the humanity

And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee

Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets

With a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it

Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to,

Get it, headed off to? (haha)

Medic this headache's awful

this anesthetic's pathetic

so's this diabetic waffle

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco


Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, they'll wonder how

Looking for me, I'm underground (x2)


(Talking)

So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this.

And now I got 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to share, Thanks.


Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?


Yeah I got something to share-

When you walked through the door you were queer to me

So come here baby boy, just come here to me

You're a cock boy, everybody wants you

You're gayer than you would ever claim to

I won't have to rape you

So homie lay down down down

lay down down down

lay down down down

lay down lay down


Where's everybody going?

This always went over real big in gay a

Ok wait, I got another one


I just love condoms and lots of cum

No?

Oh shit.